You must follow the Yellow Brick Road a/k/a be one of the following:

- Think like someone incredibly ignorant about computers
- Be a high-profile target
- Be a company
- Be a crypto nerd

If you can successfully be one of these things, or larp as one, you will find the malware. Truthfully, I myself have a hard time finding malware in the wild. I am incapable of thinking like an internet doofus. I have tried many times.

I have noticed though that the easiest way to get free malware is looking for video game cheats. You can find tons upon tons of malware that targets Roblox nerds, CounterStrike nerds, and Call of Duty nerds.

There is this thing in the Roblox cheating community called an "Executor". Basically, it's a tool they utilize to perform process injection into the Roblox client. These "Executors" are NOTORIOUS for having impersonators which are actually malware and sometimes even the paid "Executors" betray their customer base. It is cool and badass if you like malware. It is not cool and not badass if you dislike malware.

Depending on what you're looking for though these fake Executors are almost always Information Stealing payloads, so you won't find much.

If you lookup aimbots for Call of Duty or Counter Strike you will almost always find malware on YouTube. They'll display a video of some dork spazzing out, blasting nerds through walls, and display the download link in the video description. To avoid detection the video description also has the "password" to the "aim bot". It's password protected to prevent automated scraping and automated detonation from anti-malware services.

There are other ways too, but this is the easiest and most low effort (in my opinion).

Okay, I got to go now. My wife says I have to go outside.