United States government relatively frustrated this morning. The Federal Bureau of Investigation has placed a $200,000 bounty for any information on Monica Witt which leads to her apprehension.

Monica Witt a/k/a Fatemah Zahra bamboozled the United States government in 2013. She was an Intelligence Officer who defected to Iran because, according to her, the United States is not cool and is not badass (she actually did a long tangent about war and atrocities, or something, I don't know).

Ms. Witt is believed to operate as part of Phosphorus Group a/k/a CharmingKitten, a state-sponsored Iranian military unit specialized in cyber espionage and misinformation campaigns.

Daniel Wierzbicki, special agent in charge of the FBI Washington Field Office’s Counterintelligence and Cyber Division wrote today "The FBI has not forgotten"

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