TON Tinder: Turning Every Date Into a Win

Here comes the long-awaited follow-up to our Getting Ready For the Date post.

It’s the big day, your alarm goes off on the day of your date. As any self-respecting crypto enthusiast, you should act thoughtfully — which means first making sure your potential partner is actually fine.

That’s where Sentio comes in: it analyzes your Telegram chat and any icks you might have missed.

Once you’re at the restaurant, you can try impressing your crush with Macro Minder or Nutrition Aid Bot, logging your calories and macros so they think you’re a real fitness type. Just read the situation — they might also find it cringe and vanish “to the restroom.”

Pro tip: if the conversation gets dull, take the risk and play Checkers With Friends together. They’ll see the name, think you want to friendzone them, and might start showing more obvious signs of interest.

Later, if your crush insists, you can split the bill using Splitopia or SplitAll. Again, it’s up to you — not everyone likes that.

But paying with RedotPay or Antarctic Wallet will almost certainly impress them, making you look like a genius crypto mind worth holding on to.

What happens next — we won’t reveal in this post. Maybe if there are a lot of reactions, we will…

For now, wishing you good luck in all your romantic endeavors, and may the art of pickup be with you!